The Late Scratch Hex of Sam Darnold
Sam Darnold · SEA · QB
“Darnold is already "Out" with that quadriceps. The witch only has to push gently.” — The Old Crone of the Red Zone
More ways the witch ruins Darnold's week
- Darnold throws a perfect spiral to a guy who is not wearing his team's jersey.
- Darnold gets the 3rd-and-long checkdown treatment. 2 yards. Punt. Repeat until Monday.
78%POTENCY
-16PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Darnold's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
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FAQ
How do I curse Sam Darnold in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Sam Darnold is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Sam Darnold actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.