The Overthrow Hex of Sam Darnold
Sam Darnold · SEA · QB
“Darnold is a game-time decision, and the decision is made by a poltergeist.” — Hexcellent Hilda
More ways the witch ruins Darnold's week
- Ref: "Number Darnold, that's a flag." Darnold: "What flag?" Ref: "The one on the previous TD."
- Darnold leads a 14-play, 9-minute drive that ends in a field goal. Fantasy points: 1.6.
88%POTENCY
-10.9PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
Incantation
Eye of Rams, tongue of ref,
Bring Seahawks down to grief,
Darnold scores zero, past belief!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Sam Darnold in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Sam Darnold is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Sam Darnold actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.