The Gone-in-the-Fourth Hex of Sam Darnold
Sam Darnold · SEA · QB
“Darnold is already "Out" with that quadriceps. The witch only has to push gently.” — Hexcellent Hilda
More ways the witch ruins Darnold's week
- The broadcast shows Darnold on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.
- Ref: "Number Darnold, that's a flag." Darnold: "What flag?" Ref: "The one on the previous TD."
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Ritual ingredients
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- An unused timeout (still warm)
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Darnold, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
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FAQ
How do I curse Sam Darnold in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Sam Darnold is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Sam Darnold actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.