The Sideline-Scold Hex of Sam Ehlinger
Sam Ehlinger · DEN · QB
“Every deep ball Ehlinger throws lands exactly one inch out of bounds.” — Madame Waiver Wire
More ways the witch ruins Ehlinger's week
- Ehlinger takes a knee 3 times with the lead. History books will not mention the fantasy cost.
- Ehlinger gets "rested" in a week the team clinched nothing.
85%POTENCY
-19PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Ehlinger's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Sam Ehlinger in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Sam Ehlinger is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Sam Ehlinger actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.