The Sideline-Scold Hex of Sam Ehlinger
Sam Ehlinger · DEN · QB
“Ehlinger gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Texas's biggest rival.” — Sister Sack
More ways the witch ruins Ehlinger's week
- Ehlinger is already "Out" with that coach's decision. The witch only has to push gently.
- Ref: "Number Ehlinger, that's a flag." Ehlinger: "What flag?" Ref: "The one on the previous TD."
81%POTENCY
-14.7PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- A single tear from a Browns fan
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Ehlinger's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
Hex someone else
- Josh Allen
- Drake Maye
- Joe Burrow
- Jayden Daniels
- Caleb Williams
- Justin Herbert
- Dak Prescott
- Patrick Mahomes
- Trevor Lawrence
- Jaylen Waddle
- Bo Nix
- Brock Purdy
FAQ
How do I curse Sam Ehlinger in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Sam Ehlinger is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Sam Ehlinger actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.