The Sack Spiral Hex of Sam Ehlinger
Sam Ehlinger · DEN · QB
“Ehlinger is already "Out" with that coach's decision. The witch only has to push gently.” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins Ehlinger's week
- Ehlinger gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Texas's biggest rival.
- Ehlinger is on the field for exactly 38% of snaps in a "rotation" only the coach understands.
79%POTENCY
-13.5PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Powdered kicker confidence
- A single Ravens jersey, ironically worn
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Ehlinger drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Sam Ehlinger in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Sam Ehlinger is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Sam Ehlinger actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.