The Sideline-Scold Hex of Sam Ehlinger
Sam Ehlinger · DEN · QB
“Ehlinger is already "Out" with that coach's decision. The witch only has to push gently.” — The Old Crone of the Red Zone
More ways the witch ruins Ehlinger's week
- Ehlinger is on the field for exactly 38% of snaps in a "rotation" only the coach understands.
- Ehlinger will throw for 340 yards and 0 touchdowns. The efficiency of a parking ticket.
81%POTENCY
-19.4PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Ehlinger drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Sam Ehlinger in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Sam Ehlinger is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Sam Ehlinger actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.