The Overthrow Hex of Sam Ehlinger
Sam Ehlinger · DEN · QB
“Ehlinger gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Texas's biggest rival.” — Zelda the Zero-Pointer
More ways the witch ruins Ehlinger's week
- Every deep ball Ehlinger throws lands exactly one inch out of bounds.
- Ehlinger will scan the entire field, find nobody open, and take a 9-yard sack for his trouble.
87%POTENCY
-17.7PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- A single Cowboys jersey, ironically worn
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
Incantation
Ehlinger, Ehlinger, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Sam Ehlinger in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Sam Ehlinger is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Sam Ehlinger actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.