The Overthrow Hex of Sam Ehlinger
Sam Ehlinger · DEN · QB
“A localized thunderstorm forms over Ehlinger's stadium. Only over Ehlinger.” — The Old Crone of the Red Zone
More ways the witch ruins Ehlinger's week
- Ehlinger gets hit on the arm in the first quarter and "plays through it" at 41% accuracy.
- Ehlinger is already "Out" with that coach's decision. The witch only has to push gently.
75%POTENCY
-13.1PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Ehlinger drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Sam Ehlinger in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Sam Ehlinger is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Sam Ehlinger actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.