The Gone-in-the-Fourth Hex of Sam Ehlinger
Sam Ehlinger · DEN · QB
“Ehlinger is already "Out" with that coach's decision. The witch only has to push gently.” — Granny Gridiron
More ways the witch ruins Ehlinger's week
- Ehlinger scores 0 fantasy points and is somehow also responsible for 2 turnovers.
- Ehlinger will scan the entire field, find nobody open, and take a 9-yard sack for his trouble.
74%POTENCY
-16.9PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- A single Broncos jersey, ironically worn
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Ehlinger, drop it, trip it, fall!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Sam Ehlinger in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Sam Ehlinger is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Sam Ehlinger actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.