The Hamstring Hex of Sam Ehlinger
Sam Ehlinger · DEN · QB
“Ehlinger will throw a pick-six, then a safety, then apologize to his offensive line in the post-game presser.” — Hexcellent Hilda
More ways the witch ruins Ehlinger's week
- Ehlinger will be "questionable" by Sunday morning, "inactive" by 11:58 AM, and "seen at brunch" by Monday.
- Ehlinger is already "Out" with that coach's decision. The witch only has to push gently.
79%POTENCY
-9.3PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- A single Commanders jersey, ironically worn
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Ehlinger's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Sam Ehlinger in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Sam Ehlinger is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Sam Ehlinger actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.