The Sideline-Scold Hex of Sam Ehlinger
Sam Ehlinger · DEN · QB
“Ehlinger will throw a pick-six, then a safety, then apologize to his offensive line in the post-game presser.” — Sister Sack
More ways the witch ruins Ehlinger's week
- Garbage time arrives early for Ehlinger: 29 points of garbage, scored by the other team.
- Ehlinger is already "Out" with that coach's decision. The witch only has to push gently.
81%POTENCY
-17PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- A single Panthers jersey, ironically worn
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Ehlinger, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
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FAQ
How do I curse Sam Ehlinger in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Sam Ehlinger is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Sam Ehlinger actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.