The Kneel-Down Hex of Sam Ehlinger
Sam Ehlinger · DEN · QB
“Coach will call 4 straight handoffs inside the 5. For Ehlinger, the end zone is a rumor.” — Granny Gridiron
More ways the witch ruins Ehlinger's week
- Ehlinger gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Texas's biggest rival.
- A mysterious flag erases Ehlinger's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.
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-16.5PTS DRAINED
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Ritual ingredients
- A single tear from a Patriots fan
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Ehlinger, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
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FAQ
How do I curse Sam Ehlinger in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Sam Ehlinger is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Sam Ehlinger actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.