The Kneel-Down Hex of Sam Ehlinger
Sam Ehlinger · DEN · QB
“Ehlinger goes down with a "tweak" in a game that was already won. Never even needed him.” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins Ehlinger's week
- A localized thunderstorm forms over Ehlinger's stadium. Only over Ehlinger.
- Ehlinger is already "Out" with that coach's decision. The witch only has to push gently.
88%POTENCY
-9.6PTS DRAINED
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Ritual ingredients
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
- A single Cardinals jersey, ironically worn
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
Incantation
Eye of Ravens, tongue of ref,
Bring Broncos down to grief,
Ehlinger scores zero, past belief!
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FAQ
How do I curse Sam Ehlinger in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Sam Ehlinger is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Sam Ehlinger actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.