The Intentional Grounding Hex of Sam Ehlinger
Sam Ehlinger · DEN · QB
“Ehlinger takes a knee 3 times with the lead. History books will not mention the fantasy cost.” — The Old Crone of the Red Zone
More ways the witch ruins Ehlinger's week
- Ehlinger goes down with a "tweak" in a game that was already won. Never even needed him.
- Ehlinger is already "Out" with that coach's decision. The witch only has to push gently.
89%POTENCY
-13.5PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Ehlinger's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Sam Ehlinger in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Sam Ehlinger is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Sam Ehlinger actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.