The Kneel-Down Hex of Sam Ehlinger
Sam Ehlinger · DEN · QB
“Ehlinger is already "Out" with that coach's decision. The witch only has to push gently.” — Aunt Prevent
More ways the witch ruins Ehlinger's week
- Every deep ball Ehlinger throws lands exactly one inch out of bounds.
- Ehlinger slides before the first-down marker, a moral victory for his health and nobody else.
92%POTENCY
-15PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
Incantation
Eye of Bengals, tongue of ref,
Bring Broncos down to grief,
Ehlinger scores zero, past belief!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Sam Ehlinger in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Sam Ehlinger is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Sam Ehlinger actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.