The Garbage-Time Hex of Saquon Barkley
Saquon Barkley · PHI · RB
“Barkley gets stuffed on 3rd-and-1, 4th-and-1, and the goal line. Vulture season is here.” — Nana Nickelback
More ways the witch ruins Barkley's week
- Barkley gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Penn State's biggest rival.
- Coach says Barkley is "fresh" and sits him for the entire second half of a close game.
91%POTENCY
-10.4PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Barkley's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
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FAQ
How do I curse Saquon Barkley in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Saquon Barkley is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Saquon Barkley actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.