The Fumble Hex of Saquon Barkley
Saquon Barkley · PHI · RB
“Barkley's offensive line takes the day off. Spiritually.” — Nana Nickelback
More ways the witch ruins Barkley's week
- Barkley scores 0 fantasy points and is somehow also responsible for 2 turnovers.
- Barkley is a game-time decision, and the decision is made by a poltergeist.
80%POTENCY
-9.3PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Barkley's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Saquon Barkley in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Saquon Barkley is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Saquon Barkley actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.