The Late Scratch Hex of Saquon Barkley
Saquon Barkley · PHI · RB
“Barkley gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Penn State's biggest rival.” — Lady Last-Minute Scratch
More ways the witch ruins Barkley's week
- Barkley loses 11 yards on a toss sweep. The most creative loss of the season.
- Ref: "Number Barkley, that's a flag." Barkley: "What flag?" Ref: "The one on the previous TD."
88%POTENCY
-11.7PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- A used challenge flag
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Barkley's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
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FAQ
How do I curse Saquon Barkley in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Saquon Barkley is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Saquon Barkley actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.