The Sunday Night Fade Hex of Saquon Barkley
Saquon Barkley · PHI · RB
“Barkley gets stuffed on 3rd-and-1, 4th-and-1, and the goal line. Vulture season is here.” — Baba Blitz
More ways the witch ruins Barkley's week
- Barkley gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Penn State's biggest rival.
- Barkley gets a stat correction that takes away 2.4 points, 4 days later, at 3:17 AM.
79%POTENCY
-13.1PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
Incantation
Barkley, Barkley, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Saquon Barkley in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Saquon Barkley is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Saquon Barkley actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.