The Kneel-Down Heartbreak Hex of Saquon Barkley
Saquon Barkley · PHI · RB
“Barkley finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.” — Hexcellent Hilda
More ways the witch ruins Barkley's week
- Barkley gets stuffed so hard the broadcast shows a replay in slow motion, from three angles.
- A backup RB with an unpronounceable name will score twice on 6 carries. He is on nobody's roster.
90%POTENCY
-13.8PTS DRAINED
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Ritual ingredients
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- Powdered kicker confidence
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Barkley's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
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FAQ
How do I curse Saquon Barkley in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Saquon Barkley is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Saquon Barkley actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.