The Gone-in-the-Fourth Hex of Saquon Barkley
Saquon Barkley · PHI · RB
“Barkley gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Penn State's biggest rival.” — The Hex-Pert
More ways the witch ruins Barkley's week
- Ref: "Number Barkley, that's a flag." Barkley: "What flag?" Ref: "The one on the previous TD."
- Coach says Barkley is "fresh" and sits him for the entire second half of a close game.
78%POTENCY
-13.3PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Barkley drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Saquon Barkley in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Saquon Barkley is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Saquon Barkley actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.