The Stuffed Run Hex of Saquon Barkley
Saquon Barkley · PHI · RB
“Barkley scores 0 fantasy points and is somehow also responsible for 2 turnovers.” — Aunt Prevent
More ways the witch ruins Barkley's week
- Barkley goes down with a "tweak" in a game that was already won. Never even needed him.
- Barkley is hit with a "pre-existing condition" that was not pre-existing until just now.
74%POTENCY
-12.3PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- A used challenge flag
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
Incantation
Barkley, Barkley, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
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FAQ
How do I curse Saquon Barkley in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Saquon Barkley is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Saquon Barkley actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.