The Toe-Out-of-Bounds Hex of Saquon Barkley
Saquon Barkley · PHI · RB
“Barkley is a game-time decision, and the decision is made by a poltergeist.” — Auntie Audible
More ways the witch ruins Barkley's week
- Barkley's offensive line takes the day off. Spiritually.
- Barkley gets stuffed on 3rd-and-1, 4th-and-1, and the goal line. Vulture season is here.
86%POTENCY
-17.3PTS DRAINED
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Ritual ingredients
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Barkley, drop it, trip it, fall!
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FAQ
How do I curse Saquon Barkley in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Saquon Barkley is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Saquon Barkley actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.