The Late Scratch Hex of Saquon Barkley
Saquon Barkley · PHI · RB
“Barkley gets "rested" in a week the team clinched nothing.” — The Hex-Pert
More ways the witch ruins Barkley's week
- The team goes up 21 early and Barkley gets a pat on the head and 4 snaps.
- Barkley's only highlight is a block, and it is not even a good one.
85%POTENCY
-12.4PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- A used challenge flag
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Barkley, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
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FAQ
How do I curse Saquon Barkley in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Saquon Barkley is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Saquon Barkley actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.