The Inactive-at-11:58 Hex of Saquon Barkley
Saquon Barkley · PHI · RB
“A backup RB with an unpronounceable name will score twice on 6 carries. He is on nobody's roster.” — Nana Nickelback
More ways the witch ruins Barkley's week
- Barkley gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Penn State's biggest rival.
- The team goes up 21 early and Barkley gets a pat on the head and 4 snaps.
73%POTENCY
-10PTS DRAINED
Sunday RuinerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- A single Texans jersey, ironically worn
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Steelers locker room
- A used challenge flag
Incantation
Barkley, Barkley, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Saquon Barkley in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Saquon Barkley is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Saquon Barkley actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.