The Hamstring Hex of Saquon Barkley
Saquon Barkley · PHI · RB
“Barkley rushes 22 times for 51 yards. A heroic, beautiful, useless day.” — Nana Nickelback
More ways the witch ruins Barkley's week
- The team goes up 21 early and Barkley gets a pat on the head and 4 snaps.
- Barkley goes down with a "tweak" in a game that was already won. Never even needed him.
74%POTENCY
-17.3PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Falcons locker room
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Barkley's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
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FAQ
How do I curse Saquon Barkley in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Saquon Barkley is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Saquon Barkley actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.