The Snap Count Hex of Saquon Barkley
Saquon Barkley · PHI · RB
“Barkley will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.” — Aunt Prevent
More ways the witch ruins Barkley's week
- A mysterious flag erases Barkley's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.
- Barkley gets the ball 4 times inside the 10. The pylon, however, is fine.
83%POTENCY
-10.2PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Texans locker room
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Barkley drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Saquon Barkley in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Saquon Barkley is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Saquon Barkley actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.