The Snap Count Hex of Saquon Barkley
Saquon Barkley · PHI · RB
“Barkley gets "rested" in a week the team clinched nothing.” — Aunt Prevent
More ways the witch ruins Barkley's week
- Barkley runs for 98 yards, one short of the bonus, then goes down on the kneel-down. Scorched.
- Barkley goes down with a "tweak" in a game that was already won. Never even needed him.
89%POTENCY
-15.2PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- An unused timeout (still warm)
Incantation
Eye of Steelers, tongue of ref,
Bring Eagles down to grief,
Barkley scores zero, past belief!
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FAQ
How do I curse Saquon Barkley in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Saquon Barkley is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Saquon Barkley actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.