The Snap Count Hex of Saquon Barkley
Saquon Barkley · PHI · RB
“Ref: "Number Barkley, that's a flag." Barkley: "What flag?" Ref: "The one on the previous TD."” — Sister Sack
More ways the witch ruins Barkley's week
- A mysterious flag erases Barkley's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.
- Barkley is hit with a "pre-existing condition" that was not pre-existing until just now.
91%POTENCY
-12.5PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Barkley's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Saquon Barkley in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Saquon Barkley is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Saquon Barkley actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.