The Sunday Night Fade Hex of Saquon Barkley
Saquon Barkley · PHI · RB
“The broadcast shows Barkley on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.” — Baba Blitz
More ways the witch ruins Barkley's week
- Barkley will be "questionable" by Sunday morning, "inactive" by 11:58 AM, and "seen at brunch" by Monday.
- Barkley scores 0 fantasy points and is somehow also responsible for 2 turnovers.
85%POTENCY
-14PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- Powdered kicker confidence
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- A single Vikings jersey, ironically worn
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Barkley, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
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FAQ
How do I curse Saquon Barkley in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Saquon Barkley is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Saquon Barkley actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.