The Inactive-at-11:58 Hex of Saquon Barkley
Saquon Barkley · PHI · RB
“Barkley's best play of the day happens on a play where he is not the ball carrier.” — The Hex-Pert
More ways the witch ruins Barkley's week
- Barkley's only highlight is a block, and it is not even a good one.
- Barkley scores 0 fantasy points and is somehow also responsible for 2 turnovers.
90%POTENCY
-11.2PTS DRAINED
Delete the AppVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single tear from a Dolphins fan
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Patriots locker room
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Barkley, drop it, trip it, fall!
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FAQ
How do I curse Saquon Barkley in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Saquon Barkley is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Saquon Barkley actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.