The Phantom Flag Hex of Saquon Barkley
Saquon Barkley · PHI · RB
“Barkley loses 11 yards on a toss sweep. The most creative loss of the season.” — Aunt Prevent
More ways the witch ruins Barkley's week
- Barkley scores 0 fantasy points and is somehow also responsible for 2 turnovers.
- Barkley gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Penn State's biggest rival.
90%POTENCY
-16.5PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single Eagles jersey, ironically worn
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Barkley drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Saquon Barkley in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Saquon Barkley is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Saquon Barkley actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.