The Gone-in-the-Fourth Hex of Saquon Barkley
Saquon Barkley · PHI · RB
“Barkley gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Penn State's biggest rival.” — Nana Nickelback
More ways the witch ruins Barkley's week
- The team goes up 21 early and Barkley gets a pat on the head and 4 snaps.
- Barkley is a game-time decision, and the decision is made by a poltergeist.
88%POTENCY
-13.3PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Barkley's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Saquon Barkley in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Saquon Barkley is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Saquon Barkley actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.