The Inactive-at-11:58 Hex of Saquon Barkley
Saquon Barkley · PHI · RB
“The team goes up 21 early and Barkley gets a pat on the head and 4 snaps.” — Sister Sack
More ways the witch ruins Barkley's week
- Barkley gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Penn State's biggest rival.
- Barkley will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.
77%POTENCY
-11.7PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- A used challenge flag
Incantation
Barkley, Barkley, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
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FAQ
How do I curse Saquon Barkley in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Saquon Barkley is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Saquon Barkley actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.