The Late Scratch Hex of Saquon Barkley
Saquon Barkley · PHI · RB
“Barkley's only highlight is a block, and it is not even a good one.” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins Barkley's week
- Barkley goes down with a "tweak" in a game that was already won. Never even needed him.
- Barkley will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.
72%POTENCY
-14.8PTS DRAINED
Sunday RuinerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single Bills jersey, ironically worn
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- A used challenge flag
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
Incantation
Barkley, Barkley, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
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FAQ
How do I curse Saquon Barkley in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Saquon Barkley is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Saquon Barkley actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.