The Hamstring Hex of Saquon Barkley
Saquon Barkley · PHI · RB
“Barkley breaks a 40-yard run and is tackled at the 1. The backup scores. Of course he does.” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins Barkley's week
- Barkley will be in the end zone. With the ball. And the whistle already blown. Dead ball.
- Barkley finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.
89%POTENCY
-10.9PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- Powdered kicker confidence
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Barkley drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Saquon Barkley in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Saquon Barkley is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Saquon Barkley actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.