The Mystery Tweak Hex of Saquon Barkley
Saquon Barkley · PHI · RB
“A mysterious flag erases Barkley's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.” — Baba Blitz
More ways the witch ruins Barkley's week
- The broadcast shows Barkley on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.
- Ref: "Number Barkley, that's a flag." Barkley: "What flag?" Ref: "The one on the previous TD."
74%POTENCY
-19.1PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- A single tear from a Eagles fan
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Barkley drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Saquon Barkley in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Saquon Barkley is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Saquon Barkley actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.