The Mystery Tweak Hex of Saquon Barkley
Saquon Barkley · PHI · RB
“A backup RB with an unpronounceable name will score twice on 6 carries. He is on nobody's roster.” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins Barkley's week
- Barkley gets the ball 4 times inside the 10. The pylon, however, is fine.
- Barkley gets stuffed on 3rd-and-1, 4th-and-1, and the goal line. Vulture season is here.
92%POTENCY
-14.3PTS DRAINED
Delete the AppVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Barkley's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Saquon Barkley in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Saquon Barkley is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Saquon Barkley actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.