The Inactive-at-11:58 Hex of Saquon Barkley
Saquon Barkley · PHI · RB
“Barkley breaks a 40-yard run and is tackled at the 1. The backup scores. Of course he does.” — Zelda the Zero-Pointer
More ways the witch ruins Barkley's week
- Barkley gets a stat correction that takes away 2.4 points, 4 days later, at 3:17 AM.
- Barkley sees a depth chart rewrite 11 minutes before kickoff. His name is now in smaller font.
85%POTENCY
-11PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Barkley drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Saquon Barkley in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Saquon Barkley is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Saquon Barkley actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.