The Hamstring Hex of Saquon Barkley
Saquon Barkley · PHI · RB
“Barkley gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Penn State's biggest rival.” — Aunt Prevent
More ways the witch ruins Barkley's week
- Barkley's best play of the day happens on a play where he is not the ball carrier.
- A backup RB with an unpronounceable name will score twice on 6 carries. He is on nobody's roster.
73%POTENCY
-13.6PTS DRAINED
Sunday RuinerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- A single tear from a Cardinals fan
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Barkley drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Saquon Barkley in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Saquon Barkley is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Saquon Barkley actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.