The Goal-Line Vulture Hex of Saquon Barkley
Saquon Barkley · PHI · RB
“The team goes up 21 early and Barkley gets a pat on the head and 4 snaps.” — Auntie Audible
More ways the witch ruins Barkley's week
- Barkley gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Penn State's biggest rival.
- Barkley is "listed as the lead back" and then watches a 3-man committee eat his lunch.
91%POTENCY
-19.8PTS DRAINED
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Ritual ingredients
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- A used challenge flag
- A single tear from a Titans fan
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Barkley's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Saquon Barkley in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Saquon Barkley is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Saquon Barkley actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.