The Late Scratch Hex of Saquon Barkley
Saquon Barkley · PHI · RB
“The broadcast shows Barkley on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.” — Hexcellent Hilda
More ways the witch ruins Barkley's week
- Barkley gets stuffed on 3rd-and-1, 4th-and-1, and the goal line. Vulture season is here.
- Barkley finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.
92%POTENCY
-17.7PTS DRAINED
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Ritual ingredients
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Barkley, drop it, trip it, fall!
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FAQ
How do I curse Saquon Barkley in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Saquon Barkley is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Saquon Barkley actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.