The Fumble Hex of Saquon Barkley
Saquon Barkley · PHI · RB
“Coach says Barkley is "fresh" and sits him for the entire second half of a close game.” — Mistress Misfire
More ways the witch ruins Barkley's week
- Barkley gets the ball 4 times inside the 10. The pylon, however, is fine.
- Barkley gets benched in a blowout at halftime. The team then comes back. He watches. Smiling.
83%POTENCY
-19.4PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- An unused timeout (still warm)
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Barkley's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Saquon Barkley in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Saquon Barkley is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Saquon Barkley actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.