The Goal-Line Vulture Hex of Saquon Barkley
Saquon Barkley · PHI · RB
“Coach says Barkley is "fresh" and sits him for the entire second half of a close game.” — Lady Last-Minute Scratch
More ways the witch ruins Barkley's week
- Barkley breaks a 40-yard run and is tackled at the 1. The backup scores. Of course he does.
- Barkley gets a stat correction that takes away 2.4 points, 4 days later, at 3:17 AM.
81%POTENCY
-9.5PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Barkley drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Saquon Barkley in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Saquon Barkley is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Saquon Barkley actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.