The Stuffed Run Hex of Saquon Barkley
Saquon Barkley · PHI · RB
“The broadcast shows Barkley on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins Barkley's week
- Barkley finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.
- Ref: "Number Barkley, that's a flag." Barkley: "What flag?" Ref: "The one on the previous TD."
79%POTENCY
-13.2PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- Powdered kicker confidence
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Barkley's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
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FAQ
How do I curse Saquon Barkley in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Saquon Barkley is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Saquon Barkley actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.