The Gone-in-the-Fourth Hex of Saquon Barkley
Saquon Barkley · PHI · RB
“Barkley's only highlight is a block, and it is not even a good one.” — Baba Blitz
More ways the witch ruins Barkley's week
- Barkley gets a stat correction that takes away 2.4 points, 4 days later, at 3:17 AM.
- Barkley scores 0 fantasy points and is somehow also responsible for 2 turnovers.
80%POTENCY
-15.7PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- An unused timeout (still warm)
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Barkley's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
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FAQ
How do I curse Saquon Barkley in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Saquon Barkley is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Saquon Barkley actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.