The Goal-Line Vulture Hex of Saquon Barkley
Saquon Barkley · PHI · RB
“Ref: "Number Barkley, that's a flag." Barkley: "What flag?" Ref: "The one on the previous TD."” — Mistress Misfire
More ways the witch ruins Barkley's week
- Barkley sees a depth chart rewrite 11 minutes before kickoff. His name is now in smaller font.
- The broadcast shows Barkley on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.
92%POTENCY
-10PTS DRAINED
Delete the AppVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Barkley's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Saquon Barkley in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Saquon Barkley is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Saquon Barkley actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.