The Stuffed Run Hex of Saquon Barkley
Saquon Barkley · PHI · RB
“Barkley gets the ball 4 times inside the 10. The pylon, however, is fine.” — Lady Last-Minute Scratch
More ways the witch ruins Barkley's week
- Barkley loses 11 yards on a toss sweep. The most creative loss of the season.
- Barkley's offensive line takes the day off. Spiritually.
78%POTENCY
-9PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
Incantation
Eye of Rams, tongue of ref,
Bring Eagles down to grief,
Barkley scores zero, past belief!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Saquon Barkley in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Saquon Barkley is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Saquon Barkley actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.