The Garbage-Time Hex of Saquon Barkley
Saquon Barkley · PHI · RB
“A localized thunderstorm forms over Barkley's stadium. Only over Barkley.” — The Hex-Pert
More ways the witch ruins Barkley's week
- Barkley loses 11 yards on a toss sweep. The most creative loss of the season.
- Barkley runs for 98 yards, one short of the bonus, then goes down on the kneel-down. Scorched.
86%POTENCY
-12.3PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Barkley drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Saquon Barkley in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Saquon Barkley is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Saquon Barkley actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.